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Titus Podcast

Biden v. Trump: Who Store It Better?

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.62.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2023

⏱️ 109 minutes

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Summary

The gang is back for their first full episode for 2023, and talk about the Biden docs, George Santos, Sci-Fi vs fantasy movies, and the God of Doors and Gates... yeah that's a thing. 

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0:00.0

Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast.

0:10.6

This episode is brought you by Liquid Ivy, Athletic Greens, and two new sponsors.

0:15.6

Keep listening to find out who it is.

0:17.4

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.

0:20.3

I'm Christopher Titus with the Armaged and Updame. I'm Christopher Titus.

0:21.7

The president, Joe Biden has classified documents. He stole him. See, he and Trump are the same.

0:30.7

Told you, everybody takes classified documents when they leave the White House. You know, it's like

0:36.3

eating grapes in the produce section of the pigly-wiggly, which, by the way, is actually the name of a grocery chain in the South. Pigley Wiggly. What was that meaning like? All right, guys, we got a couple of suggestions here for the name. Do we go with Health Fresh or we have a suggestion from the boss's four-year-old? pigly wiggly. Yeah, pigly wiggly? Okay. Listen, we all take stuff

0:56.8

we shouldn't,

0:57.4

and Trump and Biden are exactly the same. Really? Are they really? Let's break it down. I'm

1:02.7

Christopher Titus, and this is Document Left Breakdown. Today, we're going to compare the two

1:09.1

presidents that ended up with classified documents.

1:12.4

First, Donald J. Trump, the Orange Menace, the Auburn Hayhole.

1:16.9

Let's look at the situation.

1:19.5

Now, Trump took top secret documents from the White House and hid them in the board game closet in his resort. Then he refused to give the top secret

1:29.9

documents back repeatedly. He then said he declassified them with his mind. They had a nuclear

1:36.6

site information on them and lists of CIA agents. He also had hundreds of documents in his

1:41.1

personal suite at Mar-a-Lago. And I say personal because Melania has never been in it.

1:46.9

They literally had to raid the dude's house because he wouldn't give top-secret documents back.

1:53.9

The DOJ found the documents in Trump's bedroom. Again, they did not locate Melania.

1:59.0

So one president took documents, stole him,

2:03.0

refused to return them, and was reviewing them in his bedroom, probably on the phone to Saudi.

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