Murder Moron!
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2023
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder do their first "true crime" podcast where they discuss possibly the dumbest murderers of all-time, Brian Walshe, MAGA's latest attacker, Solomon Pena, and the most prolific killers, vending machines.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. |
| 0:11.3 | This episode is brought you by Butcher Box. |
| 0:13.6 | Hello Fresh and Athletic Greens. |
| 0:15.8 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:19.4 | I am Christopher Titus. And this is the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:24.0 | Murder! |
| 0:24.5 | Yeah, you heard me right. |
| 0:26.0 | We're talking about killing crimes of passion and eating too much bacon. |
| 0:30.0 | You know, murder. |
| 0:31.4 | Murder is the dumbest thing you could do in our current world in 2023. |
| 0:37.2 | Even after the death of Angela Lansberry, between pinging |
| 0:40.9 | your cell phone location, cameras everywhere, tracking your credit card, the GPS in your car, |
| 0:46.3 | searching your text messages, your WhatsApp, Twitter, Instagram, and every picture you've ever |
| 0:51.5 | put on Facebook, DNA evidence, and browser history, |
| 0:55.9 | it is really, really hard to get away with murder. |
| 0:59.3 | You might as well enter Lauren Bobbard in a quantum physics math Olympics. |
| 1:04.4 | This is Brian Walsh. |
| 1:06.7 | He killed and dismembered his wife Anna Walsh and disposed of her remains in dumpsters because he wanted to end their marriage. |
| 1:16.0 | So not only is a psycho-homicidal maniac, but he really hates couples counseling. |
| 1:23.5 | This douchebag killed this woman, his wife. |
| 1:26.2 | Now, listen, we've all thought, what if, right? |
| 1:31.7 | No, look, the worst I've ever thought of doing to my wife is ignoring her while she's talking about the Lubiton Spring Line, |
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