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All right. All right. Thank you. Okay. All right. All right. Thank you. Okay. All right. You can stay. Happy Wednesday, everyone. So according to a new book, during his debate prep, Joe Biden's handlers had to remind him to close his mouth when he wasn't speaking.

They also urged him to close it when it was.

Big surprise, Joe Biden forgot the names of lawmakers,

foreign dignitaries, and even longtime AIDS.

Oddly enough, long-time AIDS is what he calls Magic Johnson.

I'm troubled by that.

Kamala Harris campaign manager David Fluff said Joe Biden totally f***ed them.

Hey, better them than me, said one woman.

President Trump announced that Saudi Arabia is going to invest $1 trillion into the U.S. economy.

I'm not saying things are going to look different,

but here's a sneak peek at the new Statue of Liberty.

I think it's a step up.

Music, music legend, Stevie Wonder, turned 75.

He never thought he'd see the day.

His friends threw him a surprise party.

The best part is no one had to hide.

Pete Rose, who died in 2024, has been reinstated by Major League Baseball and is finally eligible for the Baseball Hall of Fame. They're also letting in shoeless Joe Jackson, but still no word on No Pants Thompson.

Never understood that guy. Kim Kardashian will play a lawyer in a new series for Hulu.

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