CNN has reported that Joe Biden will be staying in the race as his family met to discuss whether top advisors should be fired.

With Jill Biden quoted as saying we all knew someone other than Joe was responsible,

but after throw investigation, we've confirmed the burden of this bad debate performance falls solely on Junior debate prep Stafford Noreche Singh.

Jill went on to say, listen, Noreche really sh-the-bed, and the fact that it was only his third week is no excuse.

But luckily, we found the culprit and there is no need for a replacement candidate.

Joe was in peak form until that Sabatore Noresh transcribed his debate answers to a bigger font so he could read them.

And whatever he did during that encounter to throw the president off his game is unforgivable. When asked if Joe Biden's age played a role in the poor performance, Jill answered,

Are you not listening?

I just told you it was Noress, you fucked up.

Hand to God, before the encounter with Junior debate prep staff for Noress Singh, Joe was reciting

pie to a thousand characters and working over a speedbag.

Real piece of work that Noress, and if I could fire him twice, I would.

Jill then went on to assure donors that now that the Norech situation has been handled, people

can start donating to the campaign again as that virus will no longer have his greasy

pause on the president.

Definitely a close call, but disaster has been averted and the donors can rest easy,

knowing Noresh has now been fired and deported.

The boys!

The boys! The boys! Close the boys cast cast

collars the boys cast the door

prepare your serves for boys cast

the pros

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