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And now with the, I'm going to get an update, Christopher Titus.

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update.

And well, today I was going to talk about guns and the need for some sort of change to gun laws

because in the last week, we had 18 people killed with high-capacity weapons that were

bought within that same week week and the one of Georgia

was purchased the same day. Jesus Christ, even Amazon takes a day to get me toilet paper.

But you can get an AR-15 today. Make sure when you come in, you're really pissed though.

Now, because this podcast has talked about guns and the senseless deaths of Americans and has proven

over and over and over that gun laws work worldwide, guns aren't cars or knives, the AR-15

was designed as a weapon of war. Good guy with the gun is an in-sell bullshit jerk-off fantasy,

and the NRA is full of Craven Liars who used members' donation money to pay for private jets,

and then they spent a lot of it trying to polish this turd.

When it comes to guns, I think we're at the Armageddon Update, have covered it.

So instead of going over that again for the 230th time, let's talk about a real president.

Today was Joe Biden's first press conference, and he came apart like a bird flying into a windmill.

I mean, Biden stumbled and bumbled through that press conference, as if he was drunk on tequila and heroin.

Here's a sample.

Yeah, wow, he looks totally out of it, doesn't he?

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