Everybody is the Titus podcast sponsored by Liquid I.B. today. Budgeibbts today, Feele's today,

Harris today, and Trump today, always a lot of ads. And now with the Armageddon update,

Christopher Titus. I'm Christopher Titus, and this

is the Armageddon update. And today I want to talk to the morons. No, not the Mormons. I like the

Mormons. I want to talk to the dipshits, the idiots, and the fools. So, you know, 43% of America.

You anti-vaccination people, or Antiva, have invented some of the worst conspiracies about the vaccine

that wouldn't even make a decent plot for a Netflix movie starring Scott Bale.

We are almost up to 40% of the American population vaccinated against COVID-19, but another 40%

of those unvaccinated believe that the vaccine either contains a microchip will kill 50 million

or will alter your DNA and turn you into a mindless zombie who will do what the leader of

the government tells you to do. Right here, we're going to walk down to the Capitol.

Let's have trial by combat.

Yeah, that couldn't happen.

Hashtag January 6th, 2021.

So, let's take these one at a time.

Bill Gates implanting a microchip in you to track or control you.

This is awesome because for this to work, there would have to be a small enough microchip

invented to inject through a vaccination needle.

Now the COVID vaccination needle is a 25-gauge needle, super tiny.

The only thing you can get through it is

liquid or the last half drop of integrity in the Republican Party. But let's say this is possible

that this guy who invented Windows 95 and frankly almost crashed America in 1995 with it

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