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Titus Podcast

Biden Bumbles

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2021

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder discuss Biden's first press conference, and, how Biden plays whack-a-mole with journalists questions responding with facts and stats. Now if only that worked on Rae's actual backyard moles.

#TitusPodcast ...because the world is a clown show.

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0:00.0

Aisie Delish for the Titus Podcast brought to you today by ButcherboxFetchMeadever.

0:12.6

Oh, in ritual vitamins, you get fetched vitamins ever, and Sunday the best long camera

0:18.0

and now with the Armageddon update, Christopher Titus!

0:21.0

I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update.

0:26.3

And well today I was going to talk about guns and the need for some sort of change to gun

0:30.0

laws because in the last week we had 18 people killed with high capacity weapons that were

0:35.1

bought within that same week, and the one in Georgia was purchased the same day!

0:41.0

Jesus Christ, even Amazon takes a day to get me toilet paper!

0:45.2

But you can get an AR-15 today!

0:47.3

Make sure when you come in, you're really pissed though.

0:49.6

Now because this podcast has talked about guns and the senseless deaths of Americans and

0:54.3

has proven over and over and over that gun laws work worldwide.

0:58.0

Guns aren't cars or knives.

1:00.0

The AR-15 was designed as a weapon of war.

1:03.0

Good guy with the gun is an in-sell bullshit jerk off fantasy, and the NRA is full of

1:08.2

Craven Liars who used members donation money to pay for private jets, and then they

1:14.6

spent a lot of it trying to polish this turd!

1:18.3

When it comes to guns, I think we're at the Armageddon update, have covered it.

1:23.1

So instead of going over that again for the 230th time, let's talk about a real president.

1:28.4

Today was Joe Biden's first press conference, and he came apart like a bird flying into

1:33.9

a windmill.

1:34.9

I mean, Biden stumbled and bumbled through that press conference as if he was drunk on

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