Bezos Wears Prada! The Blue Dot Disease! And Andrew vs The Raccoon!
Tactful Pettiness with Cody Rigsby and Andrew Chappelle
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4.8 • 586 Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2026
⏱️ 56 minutes
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Would you buy your way into the Met Gala (if you had the money)? Would you use a hose on a raccoon who climbed onto your apartment roof? How much would you pay to see 3/5ths of the Pussycat Dolls? What is the BLUE DOT DISEASE? And what did Cody think of THE DRAMA? PLUS: Cody and Andrew give their VERY honest review of The Devil Wears Prada 2 AND share their favorite looks from the 2026 MET GALA!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey friends, my name is Cody Rigsby. And my name is Andrew Chappelle. And if you just bought your way into the Met Gala, this is your weekly episode of Tackful Pettiness. Y'all knew we were going to talk about the Met Gala today. You knew what was happening. I want to say, I just want to start. We're going to talk about this whole a lot today. But there was a picture of Laura Sanchez on my Instagram. and I went to go comment and the |
| 0:24.8 | and the automated, the automated emoji that was available. |
| 0:29.7 | The first emoji that was available for me to comment was tomatoes. |
| 0:34.0 | And I said, why yes, I think I will throw a tomato. I'm going to throw five tomatoes at this |
| 0:40.5 | billionaire's wife. I'm in the mood to throw a tomato. Yeah, no, the people are definitely coming from |
| 0:45.5 | her. I mean, listen, before we get to the Met Gallo, I had a very chaotic morning in my home. |
| 0:49.5 | I saw your Instagram story. Okay, so you saw it, and I have a feeling our listeners also saw it, |
| 0:54.1 | because I've been |
| 0:54.5 | corresponding with them throughout this morning. |
| 0:57.1 | So let me just set the scene for you. |
| 0:58.6 | I'm on the raccoon side. |
| 0:59.8 | As you know, I have a roof terrace. |
| 1:03.9 | Cody and I are actually well-suited in this. |
| 1:07.3 | We both are roof terrace people. |
| 1:10.2 | People. |
| 1:13.6 | And my roof terrace has been very calm, very placid, lovely. But Patty, the last- Is that what placid means? Yeah. Okay. |
| 1:20.3 | Calm. Sure, I guess. Um, the last two days- So late, calm? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. If I'm wrong, |
| 1:26.7 | then some, I'm going to get roasted in the comments of |
| 1:30.0 | Apple Podcasts. Wouldn't be the first. That's what it means. Okay, I got it. Great. Great. Great. |
| 1:35.9 | He knows his words. He's a fes being. My SATs. We're okay. And not a lesbian. Not a lesbian. |
| 1:41.8 | Goes into ad for hers. |
| 1:44.9 | Yes, perfect. |
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