Hello, everyone. My name is Andrew Chappelle.

My name is Cody Rigsby.

And if you are enjoying a crisp bottle of champagne that you stole from the White House Correspondence Dinner,

this is your weekly episode of tactful pettiness.

We were all that woman.

We were. And we want to just, you know, give a disclaimer.

Assassination temps are not a joking matter, but I would be the bitch that would steal the wine after a very traumatic event.

Are you kidding me? I got, I got, listen, I hired a babysitter. I got my nails done. I got my hair done.

I put a dress on. I probably had to take a very expensive Uber and or car service to whatever this place was.

And I had to sleep with an ugly old man to get said car service to be here.

Hello.

And then I sit down.

I'm about to put my fork in my meal and something happened.

And I haven't even taken a drink of my glass of chardonnay. I'm going to need that champagne just to get over the stress from the evening. Babe, I'm taking the bottle. In fact, I'm taking neighboring bottles, and that's why it's important. Isn't that what she did? Probably. Or there multiples? Oh, yeah. But that's also, and ladies, this is a disclaimer. Ladies. This is, hey ladies. Yeah, this is, this is, this is very important. This is why you need to bring a large bag to events. You just never know what might need to come home with you afterwards. You know, ladies, I don't really understand the need for a small bag. Like, it's either no bag or a big bag for me, to be honest. Sometimes these bags that you're bringing to parties, it's just like, what are you even fitting in there? It's an accessory. A chapstick, and does it, some of them don't, I mean, feel like fit your phone. No, no. Because then you also have the phone and the bag. And you've got the phone in your hand the whole day, the whole day, right?

Or it's like sitting up. Yeah. fit your phone. No, no. Because then you also have the phone and the bag. And you've got the

phone in your hand the whole day, the whole day, right? Or it's like sitting up. Yeah. Anyways, I digress. Yeah. And also people be like running with their phones in their hand. Like the phones have definitely become like an impediment to life. Yeah. Except when you're listening to our podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you need that for that.

You need that for that.

Well, big, big, big, big, big news in the Chappelle Frue Our Households.

What?

We did a close purge.

We did a clothes purge this weekend.

So I inspired you.

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