Beware the Bachelor

The Remnant with Jonah Goldberg

The Dispatch

Politics, News

4.6 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

While Jonah struggles with a nasal incident, Chris Stirewalt—more commonly recognized as Pooh Richardson’s number one fan—returns to the Remnant command chair. He’s joined by Dispatch Politics mastermind David Drucker to discuss a horrifying subject that’s inescapably consuming everything: the 2024 election. The punditry is uncut, the pop culture references are punchy, and the nudity is tasteful as they examine what we should expect from each GOP candidate. Can anyone match Donald Trump’s mastery of schmoozing? Can Tim Scott appeal to American families? And does Ron DeSantis qualify for carbon-based life? Show Notes: - Chris’ page at The Dispatch - David’s newsletter, Dispatch Politics - Dispatch Politics: “Tim Scott Takes His 2024 Shot” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Dancing Cleared
0:02.2	Takies
0:03.6	fastest
0:05.8	oh
0:06.5	s***
0:15.9	Ladies and gentlemen
0:19.0	Can I please have your attention
0:21.1	aro
0:26.1	Oh greetings dear listeners. This is the remnant with Jonah Goldberg brought to you by the
0:27.9	Dispatch and Dispatch Media, but
0:34.7	As you have already discerned with your knowing ear. This is not Jonah Goldberg. This is Chris Steyerwalt
0:36.7	I am happy to be here
0:43.6	in Jonah's stead as he recuperates
0:45.6	So that he can return to you with even greater
0:49.6	Dulse-it-ness and even more magnificent
0:53.3	sonorous tones
0:57.3	And since I have a fully
0:59.3	Powered fully operational death star at my disposal today
1:02.3	We will engage in
1:06.7	Unapologetically rank punditry and you know Jonah often talks about how
1:09.1	punditry being rank is not a
1:14.7	It's not a slur. It's not a
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