Beware Of These Convincing Conspiracy Theories That Tricked One Of Us!
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🗓️ 10 February 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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Who runs the world? BESTIES! We’re looking for two Irreplaceable best friends to get In Formation…and play the #NewlywedGame! The winning pair will walk away with #Beyoncè tickets! Click here to play this Thursday, February 13th in studio! thebertshow.com/beymygalentine
Conspiracy Theories are getting so convincing that even The Bert Show's resident cynic is getting swayed! Here are the online theories Producer Jackson wants to warn you about!
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| 0:00.0 | Are we there yet, Dad? |
| 0:03.0 | Uh, nearly. |
| 0:05.0 | Dad, are we there yet? |
| 0:08.0 | Soon. |
| 0:10.0 | Are we there yet? |
| 0:13.0 | Literally around the corner. |
| 0:16.0 | Dad! |
| 0:18.0 | I know, I know. Are we there yet? |
| 0:21.5 | No. |
| 0:23.6 | Are we lost, Dad? |
| 0:25.3 | Yeah, yeah, I think so. |
| 0:28.0 | Should have gone to Speck Savers. |
| 0:29.3 | Book an eye test online. |
| 0:33.4 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:41.0 | All right, you got Valentine's Day right around the corner some years ago, though, we started to highlight Galentine just a little bit more. |
| 0:54.8 | So, so it's the Burt shows, will you bay my Galentine? Bay, Bay, bay. We were having some discussion because, and I sent an email to Katie and Katie, you're going to be the deciding factor because you are the Beyonce stand of the show, correct? |
| 0:55.9 | Indeed I am. |
| 0:56.8 | So I think it might be generational. |
| 0:59.0 | I know I remember from Meyer Rudolph on SNL and that's where I get it from. |
| 1:02.5 | And I've seen conflicting reports on the internet. |
| 1:05.5 | So if it's generational, I'm not sure. |
| 1:07.8 | Some people say it's Bay. |
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