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We did that on purpose. Always. I would do it last day of April. Never mind. It's possible.

It's all on purpose. Don't remind us. Yeah, this is where we read reviews sent in by you via email,

but not fitting a certain theme because we also read reviews you send in for different themes too.

This is where we let loose. We're letting loose. We just recorded our bonus episode for Patreon.

That was a blast. That was about letting loose. We were like, that'll be the shortest one we

record today. Well, we'll see because it was pretty long and it was pretty chaotic. It was Mother's Day

themed, you know, famously the last day of May, Mother's Day, and we read some wild reviews.

So yeah, go check out Patreon if you want to hear that. But otherwise, I guess we can get into it.

Sounds good. I've got a review here from Brett. This is of the Take 2 Cafe in

Sconectady, New York. Nice job. Did I do that okay, you think? I don't know.

I practiced. Last time I was in the car with Dee were driving around and I saw signs for

Sconectady and I kept trying to say it. She must have loved that. Yeah. No, she helped. She helped.

She's really good at it. I bet. Yeah, she can pronounce a lot of good New York things that I've

been to. She's from that state. She is. I can pronounce towns in Kentucky, Versailles. Versailles.

That's in Kentucky, that was in Indiana. Or Ohio, actually. I thought it was anywhere but

Kentucky. That's what I meant. I don't know where it is. I just know how to say it.

Okay, Louisville. You got Louisville down. I know how to say that. So this is a vegan cafe.

That is very, very important. Okay. It's a vegan cafe. Vegan. Okay, here's a review of this

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