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by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I

wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hi everyone. Um, awkward thing. So we just spent a little bit of time recording.

I'm so glad I was my first review. I'm so glad I was just a little bit.

That's okay. I forgot to record. I um, and not you, we're doing like three episodes today,

and I'm not used to being the one to record. Yeah. Because we started doing that once we started

making videos. Like when was you filmed it? Yeah. Yeah. So let's start this over. Welcome to

between you and us. This is the episode where we get our content from your emails. You write in

and send us reviews that you'd like us to read. And we do. And it's so fun for us because we

just click on them and we don't have to spend hours on QVC's website. Exactly. You do that for us.

So we love it. Yeah. You have to slog through all the bullshit to get gems like this one that

I've already read allowed. So I had some practice and you had practice reacting to it. Let me pretend

I've never heard about it. Okay. Acting. Okay. Let's see. Let's see how well you do here.

Method acting. Here we go. This is my first one. This was sent in by Marshall.

As a five-star review, I don't have the full Amazon description, but it is,

they are glow-in-the-dark fish stickers. The most fun product. Yeah. So I believe that the

Amazon title probably would have been 65 words. Exactly. So probably best that I didn't have to read

that one twice. So here's a five-star review. The title is they glow-in-the-dark their fish.

I'm an adult, but I bought these as cheap bathroom decor. You get an assortment of colors,

so I put the blue purple ones in my blue bathroom. I wasn't super thrilled with them or anything,

but they work just fine. They glow-in-the-dark and they have cute red googly eyes.

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