Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me, I

wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Audacity is also recording. Yay, hello everybody. Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet.

The podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion and we are on you

heard it here first, breaking news, Instagram reels. Oh yeah, I was like my eyes went wide.

I thought what the heck? We were once mentioned in the New York Times. Yes. We did talk about

that for an extended period of time. Yeah, and we're clearly still talking about it.

Yeah, the extension is continuing up until now, but we are sharing now our TikToks on Instagram

and I know some people said they weren't on TikTok. So you can see them there too now. You're so

welcome. Alexander is doing a very good job. A fine job. Fine, okay. Our grandfather would say,

a fine job editing them. Gosh, he's what's. Do you feel validated now? I got my chest like hurts.

Clenched when you said like as our grandfather would say, I'm like, did he? I lived with that man

for six months and I'm not. I haven't had enough therapy. Let's just say that. I won't let you

forget it. And today, interestingly that you haven't had enough therapy. And I wonder who to blame,

Alexander? Who should we blame? Should we blame your therapist? No. Cincinnati drivers. Yeah,

Cincinnati drivers. I showed up to therapy this morning. It was not morning. It was afternoon.

And 10 minutes after checking in, I get called up to the front. Apparently my therapist was in a

car accident on his way to see me. Oh my god. You look what you've done. Yeah. So,

so, so I made a scene. I left a one star review. I said, how could you? I was scheduled. No, I,

um, you know, selfish selfish. No, I was of course, like immediately, they said, he's okay. So

he's okay. Everybody. Don't worry. Don't panic. Uh, apparently, like that's me. I hope they

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