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Middle Children

Between The End of Movie Credits & Crushing Apples

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.01.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

With the extinction of fun movie credit openings, Chris and Jessie discuss how they would start the movies they will be starring in. Jessie explains her plan to fix streaming, and Chris reveals his nit picks of “Schitts Creek”. Later we present to you a very jolly Hallmark filled with performers on the run in the little town within the town of Albany, NY.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children.

0:03.5

Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children.

0:07.0

Not humans, not the young kids.

0:10.0

Something else entirely.

0:13.0

Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children.

0:20.0

Hey, hey, seriously, hey, we're like right here.

0:23.0

Just pay attention to us.

0:26.0

The middle children.

0:30.0

Hello, I'm Jessie Jollis.

0:32.0

And I'm Chris Burns.

0:33.0

And this is...

0:35.0

Middle children.

0:41.0

Wow.

0:43.0

That reminds me of like Master of the House.

0:46.0

It's like, children.

0:47.0

It's like very harsh.

0:49.0

I felt like it was more like a good, old-fashioned theme song.

0:54.0

Like to a TV show.

0:56.0

Like what?

0:57.0

Like Golden Girls.

0:58.0

Okay.

0:59.0

I feel like shows don't have...

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