Between Hating Hot Tubs and Re-marketing Milk
Middle Children
Jessie Jolles
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 28 August 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Jessie gets ready to push out of her comfort zone as she prepares for her first ever pole dancing class. Chris loves the concept of sex, but he can’t figure out why people like baths or hot tubs. Later we dial things back and simmer down with a wholesome rural Hallmark where we set out to save a million trees and a couple of hot farmers who’s business is being crushed by the non dairy craze.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:03.5 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:06.8 | Not humans, not the young kids |
| 0:10.0 | Something else entirely |
| 0:13.0 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:20.0 | Hey, hey, seriously, hey, we're like right here |
| 0:23.0 | Just pay attention to us |
| 0:26.0 | The middle children |
| 0:30.0 | Hello, I'm Jessie Jollis |
| 0:32.0 | And I'm Chris Burns |
| 0:33.0 | And this is |
| 0:35.0 | The middle children |
| 0:43.0 | I did fuck it up a bit |
| 0:44.0 | Oh no, I thought how interesting |
| 0:46.0 | I didn't know if we were going to staccato it |
| 0:49.0 | I don't, I feel like we don't always go for a staccato |
| 0:51.0 | That was an interesting assumption |
| 0:53.0 | Thank you for saying it |
| 0:54.0 | Well, then you didn't and I said all right, but I was prepared for it |
| 0:57.0 | I felt like I wasn't like hitting it |
| 1:00.0 | I felt like you were off today |
| 1:01.0 | So I wanted to end it |
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