Between Straight Men With Cat Photos In Instagram And Celebrated Muckbangs

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Jessie needs a ruling on a new guy that may end up just being a very good karaoke buddy. Chris needs clarity on whether a binge is a muckbang. They also attempt to do a summer Hallmark but quickly abort because summer is all about having fun.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Us the Middle Children
0:03.6	Not Feudis, not the Olders, not the young kids,
0:09.0	something else entirely.
0:13.0	Hey, hey, it's the middle children.
0:17.0	Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us.
0:25.6	The middle children!
0:30.6	Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis. And I'm Chris Burns wearing shorts.
0:35.0	And this is middle children.
0:42.0	This is fun because I normally we don't get to sit this way.
0:46.5	You know I'm not a big, it's not that I'm not a big chairperson.
0:49.6	If you're listening and not watching, we're just sitting in different chairs than usual.
0:53.8	But we're completely flustered and absolutely we're a different show now.
0:58.6	Well, I wouldn't say I'm a morning talk show.
1:01.4	I'm wearing shorts.
1:02.4	And you're wearing shorts? How can I be
1:03.6	flustered in shorts okay? I love the shorts. You know when I wear shorts I feel like a
1:08.1	whore. Me too. Shorts are like a summer is getting slutty at least for me I'm like and by that I just
1:16.2	mean like the way I feel and the way I'm dressing by no means it's anything
1:22.1	everyone please if you please if you are listening and not watching.
1:26.0	Well, not right now.
1:28.0	Head over to the Patreon where you can watch this and see what Jessie's slutty outfit is.
1:32.0	Well, today's not a slutty outfit.
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