Between Hospitals With Fish Tanks and High Octane Sexting

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2024

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Chris is questioning his own sexual repression and trying to be less judgmental of himself. Jessie just wants all the hospitals in the world to be prettier and have fish tanks maintained by nurses.

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0:00.0	Hey, hey, hey, it's us. The middle children.
0:03.6	Hey, hey, hey, it's us.
0:05.6	The middle children.
0:07.0	Not the oldest, not the youngest, not the youngest, not the youngest,
0:10.0	something else entirely. Hey, hey, hey, it's the middle children.
0:17.0	Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us.
0:25.0	The middle children.
0:30.0	Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis. And I'm Chris Burns.
0:34.0	And this is...
0:35.0	Middle children.
0:40.0	Okay.
0:41.0	I guess.
0:42.0	I guess. Whatever it's hot. I can't harmonize when it's hot. Do you feel like that? No, I always can harmonize. It's just if my partner is having trouble with it. Could have fooled me. Well, I wanted to give a little something else.
0:54.0	I feel like we've been doing like a creepy children intro for the past 16 episodes.
0:58.0	You're not wrong.
1:00.0	Speaking of creepy children, how are you?
1:03.4	Thank you for saying that.
1:05.4	I'm okay.
1:06.4	How's karaoke?
1:08.4	I saw one of your videos.
1:10.4	Oh, God, so much tea, honestly. So much tea. I guess not that much tea but like I didn't go to
1:16.6	karaoke but I will go to karaoke I still love karaoke famously but what happened last week? I don't remember, but yeah, I do backup dance when I go to karaoke.
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