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Middle Children

Between Sharing An Apartment To Becoming Somebody

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.01.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

We made it twenty episodes with overwhelming support, thank you! This week is lovely. We wish American Idol was doing auditions, Chris has such a soothing voice. Jessies been getting up early, Chris found an organic sleep aid. I Love That for You: Coffee creamer, Lemony Snicket, planner, tackle boxes. Middle Child of the Week: Kitty!! Hallmark movie: Becoming Somebody. We always end with praise, but this week is a double dipper.

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0:00.0

Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Us! The Middle Children!

0:03.4

Not the oldest, not the youngest, not the oldest, not the youngest,

0:09.5

something else entirely.

0:17.0

Hey, hey, it's the middle children.

0:25.0

Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us. The middle children.

0:30.0

Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis. And I'm Chris Burns.

0:33.6

And this is

0:35.0

Meidou Children. children.

0:49.0

Wow.

0:50.0

You know, it's really a shame American Idol isn't doing auditions right now because of COVID.

0:56.4

I know.

0:57.4

Isn't that fucked up?

0:59.4

It's not right.

1:00.6

It's how long am I supposed to wait? It's not right to start your life.

1:04.0

For my star to rise.

1:06.0

Yeah, it's you got your star is too high to be told to dull down.

1:11.0

Chris, Winnie is here with me in Maryland.

1:14.0

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so you've had quite the little week, huh?

1:18.0

Boy, did we? Yesterday I drove back with her and... long is the drive four hours

1:28.0

She was drugged but oh good yeah yeah so she had a she had a nice car ride and then, you know, she's just been, actually she's, she's someone having like an anxious pattern physically, like she just keeps circling the room over and over. Well she's probably

1:46.8

figuring out her space. She's fick. Thank you for knowing that. And she can

1:50.0

probably smell the other animals. Let me tell you something, Ollie, the other cat, is like trying to knock the door down.

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