Between Losing Blood and Fast Walking Bitches
Middle Children
Jessie Jolles
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 August 2020
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Chris is breaking out, and Jessie’s coming in hot!! This week we’re loving: the stomach doctor, the Great British Bake Off, Superstore, shell pillow, and puzzles! Middle Child of the week: sister Rachel, absolute gem. Unbelievable Hallmark movie of the week: Dating’s A Zoo, orrrr help us decide and submit a title please! Praise at the end for our girl B, executive material.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Us! The Middle Children! |
| 0:03.4 | Not the Old Children! Not the Oldens, not the youngest, not the youngest, |
| 0:10.0 | something else entirely. |
| 0:17.0 | Hey, hey, it's the middle children. |
| 0:25.0 | Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us. The middle children! |
| 0:30.0 | Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis. And I'm Chris Burns. |
| 0:33.2 | And this is. |
| 0:34.4 | Middle |
| 0:37.8 | children children. Gilred. |
| 0:47.0 | Oh, Jesse, how the hell are you? |
| 0:50.0 | Oh, Chris, I'm coming in hot, and by that I do mean temperature. I just went for a walk and I'm sweating like a banchi. |
| 1:00.4 | How are you? |
| 1:01.2 | I'm good. So, you I've my skin's just been amazing lately. I've been moisturizing blah blah blah. I wake up yesterday |
| 1:11.2 | Covered in a litany of blemishes. I'm talking painful. Like white heads. |
| 1:18.0 | Here, here, right? Is that what they're called? The little little one like they look like they can pop |
| 1:24.5 | oh my god pop them it hurt so much wow like it would hit my blanket while I was sleeping and it would wake me up. |
| 1:35.0 | Oh. |
| 1:37.0 | That... |
| 1:38.0 | I feel like the universe was just like, listen, Mr. Man, you had a whole week of good skin and now we're going to ruin it. |
| 1:45.5 | Let's humble you real quick, okay? Count your blessings. |
| 1:49.3 | So I'm counting on. And they do. |
| 1:52.8 | Fortunately, all of my dates were canceled. |
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