Between Powderpuff Football and Kathy Bates From "Misery"

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

The Olympics is getting Jessie in her feels, longing to return to sports and renew her athletic career. Chris feels like the summer has been chaotic and forcing him to give Kathy Bates in "Misery" energy.

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Us the Middle Children
0:03.6	Not the Old Children not the oldest not the youngest
0:10.3	something else entirely
0:13.0	Hey Hey Hey something else entirely. Hey, hey, hey, it's the middle children.
0:17.0	Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us.
0:25.6	The middle children!
0:29.6	Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis.
0:32.1	And I'm Chris Burns.
0:34.0	And this is...
0:35.0	Middell.
0:38.0	Children.
0:42.0	Oh, I thought you're doing doing West Side Story.
0:45.0	I wasn't.
0:46.0	Remember that?
0:48.0	No. You don't like West Side Story?
0:51.0	Whoa.
0:52.0	Well, famously, when it was shown in my sixth grade class.
0:59.0	Sure, sure.
1:00.4	Was the same year that I had been accused of lying while running the mile for the physical fitness test?
1:07.0	Accused or did you lie? I lied.
1:11.0	You were caught lying. Well here's what happened. So you know you have to run four
1:17.6	laps. We were assigned partners. Okay, this girl Brianna assigned to me. Okay. And so the partner
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