Between Dungeons and Dragons and A Life On The High Seas

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Chris and Jessie break down the Blake Lively drama, discuss how fun being a server on a yacht would be, and make an attempt at some summer improv.

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0:00.0	Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Us the Middle Children
0:03.6	Not the oldest. Nothing children not the oldest
0:08.3	Not the youngest not the youngest something else entirely
0:13.0	Hey Hey Hey something else entirely. Hey, hey, it's the middle children.
0:17.0	Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us.
0:26.0	The middle children!
0:30.0	Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis.
0:32.0	And I'm Chris Burns.
0:34.0	And this is.
0:35.0	Middle children.
0:40.0	Oh, children. Wow.
0:41.0	Can I say I hate the way that I'm sitting?
0:44.2	Can I already know that I've disassociated from my body?
0:48.4	I'm telling you, you look fit.
0:50.0	Well, I asked Jessie if she was wearing spanks today.
0:52.6	And I... Well, I asked Jessie if she was wearing spanks today.
0:56.8	And I, yeah, I can't believe that. And why is then always a compliment?
0:58.6	You know, well, here's the thing, let's talk about this,
1:00.8	because I feel like, you know know you can't comment on people's
1:04.3	bodies anymore but I feel like you and I have always kind of had that like you
1:10.1	definitely can't relationship yes you tell me I'm teeny I tell you you're tiny and it's like the
1:15.9	nicest things we get to ever say to each other like in general yeah you can't comment on
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