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Togethermess

Better Out Than In

Togethermess

Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd

Relationships, Society & Culture, Kids & Family

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

You know those days where nothing seems to be going right? Today is one of those days… Jordan is in the thick of what we think is the Norovirus and Jeff feels he is the next target. Grab your throwup buckets and join us as we work through this episode and answer some of your Dear Crabbys.


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0:00.0

Yeah, media group. I understand the feeling of laying around and not doing anything and being a loser, but when you're sick, you have an excuse. So just lay there and enjoy it. You don't have to take care of the kids. You throw up buckets right next to you. Hey guys, episode 105. Sorry, I looked away. I do. I think I have the, what is it called? Nero virus. Nero virus. Nero virus. Yesterday, I, up in the morning, at like 3.30 in the morning, I just going out both ends, vomiting, diarrhea. It was the worst. I hate throwing up. I had like bags all lined up because I had to sit on the toilet while I was throwing up. That's TMI, but. Yeah, you could, both ends was enough people got it. It's that, oh, I just hate that. And then sorry, I look, I look gross today. But, And I'm a hipocokondriac. So I feel like I have something.

1:06.0

Yeah, Jeff slept downstairs last night with the kids that got an air mattress. I was like, why don't you sleep in one of their rooms? You like did a whole thing, but they liked it. They got, yeah, they had a sleepover. Like a camp out. So I just put air mattress into the living room and I slept on the couch. So I really do feel like I'm getting something,

1:23.9

I'm fighting something off,

1:25.0

but not to that extent where I'm coming out

1:27.4

of both ends at all.

1:28.7

But just maybe it's in my head, I don't know.

1:31.0

I haven't been sick in a year, which is pretty good.

1:33.4

Me too, and I got sick over Christmas,

1:35.9

and then I thought I kicked it,

1:37.0

because I, you know, I've been on a health kick

1:39.2

this whole new year. I have a drink, I've been eating great, but for some reason I just feel like not right for some reason.

1:45.7

I think it's just stress, stress can do a lot to you and stress can make you sick. Yeah, and I think it's stress. And then just cleaning up everything after you, I don't know, throwing out all those bags of throw up. I need you just throw up in the toilet. I couldn't. I would shit my pants. Well, there was like eight bags. You did it eight times. You're going to show your pants. Every time I bombeted. It was so nasty. It was so nasty. Man. It was so sweet, latent. Just happened to come in my room when I was vomiting. And he's like, are you okay? I'm like, I'm good. Like thumbs up. Like it's okay, back up. And because I don't, I don't want my kids getting it. And he took a bag. I had two trash cans out in case I didn't make it. So I had two trash cans by the bed. And he took one of the trash can linings out and put it in the trash can for me.

2:45.2

It was really sweet.

2:46.4

He's like, feel better, mom. I was like, go to school, have a good day. Yeah. And then I had to take him to school, and I'm not even joking about this. I've talked about this in the past, meaning if I go to the school, like drop off like Mr. Mom, I'm always doing something wrong. I got yelled at, not yelled at,

3:03.9

but I got reprimanded again yesterday,

3:07.0

because I dropped them off,

3:08.1

and I guess I was in doing something wrong. I got yelled at, not yelled at, but I got reprimanded again yesterday because I dropped them off and I guess I was in the wrong lane and I went to pullover and I was just following everybody else. I wasn't going like crazy. I told you they're serious about dropping off. So I pulled over to the right and then some lady stopped. So I kind of was like taking up both lanes. Uh-huh. And of course, when I finally get to the curb,

3:26.2

some lady knocks on my window and lost,

3:27.9

and it's like, Layden, get out.

3:29.5

Like they know they have to run out.

3:31.1

And I got yelled at again. And then I had to pick them up. Yes, she knocked on the window. Yeah, I had to pick them up and then I, I parked. I was even taking any chances of like driving in the parking lot.

3:41.5

I just walked over and got them, but then I saw Lisa, the queen of pickup, so I felt safe.

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