Oh you know what I was looking at all pictures as I am want to do you know on my phone

it goes back so many years you know like and I saw a picture I took of a wet paint

sign at the studio where we were shooting the Sarah Silverman program there were wet paint

signs one day everywhere and tall john and I on our half-hour lunch break changed all the

wet paint signs to say wet taint because we were idiots and we still are and I probably

do it today this is just what we did this is it brought us so much joy we're such as

tall john likes to call me I'm a delightful idiot and we both are that actually that's

funny I remember when I was went to elementary school there was one of those dip signs like

a road sign yeah to warn about a dip in the road and someone would spray shit underneath

it so it's a dip shit the city would replace it and then like two weeks later the same it just

kept getting replaced this dip shit sign is that's I mean this is embarrassing because you're

talking about elementary school and I'm talking about solid solid adulthood but that reminds

me of you know I was thinking this would be a good talk show story if I go and you know next time

I go to on Jimmy's show because I was remembering this this is exactly the same only we were adults

like back when Jimmy Camel and I were first dating and I lived in this little apartment on sweet

sir and he would come over and like late at night we'd walk the dog around the block

and I mean neither of us were like famous or anything you know or maybe a little bit like he

was on the man's show and I had I don't know I was like on roasts but not you know people didn't

recognize us and we would walk my dog duck around the block and there was like this nook of

do like fancy duplexes with like a courtyard and right outside on the sidewalk they had like a

like a fancy like professionally made sign that said please pick up your dog's poop

and every night with a sharpie when we were walking duck we would add and eat it

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