Best Of Vol 2

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.5 • 777 Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2016

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

It's the best of Race Wars vol. 2 this week as we take a walk down memory lane with appearances from Artie Lange, Kyle Dunnigan as Caitlyn Jenner, George Wallace & Steven Wright and everyone's favorite, Philly Girl! Check it out!

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0:00.0	This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.
0:06.2	Hold up, hold up. Hold up. We're them boys. Hold up. We, them boys. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. We are them boys. Hold up. We are them boys. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up. We make noise. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Hold up. Pop a bottle. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, pop a bottle. Uh, hold up, hold up, hold up. If you suck and swallow, smell that marijuana, they going follow, throwing money on her like she won the lotto. Uh, pussy must be serious. Hold up. Scarred of heights come face to fears.
1:12.2	Hold up, hold up.
1:13.9	Do it just like Nikki, going and bend it over.
1:17.5	Say she never smoke.
1:19.0	I turned her to a stoner.
1:21.2	A young nigger, but I'm ready.
1:24.5	Oh, foreign girls.
1:26.2	Call me sexy.
1:27.8	And white girls,
1:29.5	Jimmy Becky.
1:30.4	But first,
1:31.4	I got to roll this joint.
1:33.0	Baby,
1:33.5	hold up,
1:34.2	hold up.
1:36.5	Ah.
1:37.7	Do you just play more of it
1:39.1	every week?
1:39.8	Every week,
1:40.4	you son of a bitch,
1:41.1	race with us.
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