Best of Vol. 2 | The Sarah Silverman Podcast

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Did you know that a fistful of almonds could be a cockblock? Are insecure men secretly hot? If porn and Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire” had a love child what would it sound like? Get answers to all these titillating questions in our second ‘Best Of’ episode!

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0:00.0	Hey, let's see, um, just for people who are interested in the following the Rory, there's
0:21.0	no Rory saga, but you know, my life is centered around a man as it should be, and his name
0:27.1	is Rory.
0:28.6	So the other night we were hanging out, and you know, it became apparent we were about
0:34.8	to have sexual relations, but then I realized I had to pee.
0:38.4	So I went to take a pee.
0:40.4	And then I come out of the bathroom, he's in the kitchen eating a fistful of almonds.
0:45.7	So I'm like, oh, you want to just watch the bachelorette instead?
0:48.7	He goes, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, No, no, no, no, no.
0:53.4	Well, I've dropped.
0:54.9	Oh, you really, you thought we were gonna go have sex
0:58.1	and you would maybe bring in a fistful of almonds?
1:02.8	No.
1:04.6	Well, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.
1:07.2	I don't wanna have sex with your almond mouth.
1:11.6	That's not sexy to me.
1:14.2	And I, you know, I remember we were really laughing about it.
1:18.3	I mean, that's what I love about him so much is that
1:22.8	this in no way escalated into a fight
1:25.4	because he just finds me amusing,
1:30.8	which I appreciate endlessly.
1:32.9	I was disgusted and put off and felt,
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