meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Race Wars

Best Of Vol. 1

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1778 Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2015

⏱️ 70 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Race Wars has been going strong since 2013 and we've compiled some of the best moments from the show's history including the first performance of 'The Ceremony', drunk Trump, Gavin McInnes getting a phone thrown at his head, and Tracy Morgan. Check it out!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

The following is a presentation of comedy voices.com.

0:06.4

Okay, so this is our first best of show.

0:09.3

Best of Race Awards, baby.

0:11.1

Wow.

0:11.5

How long have we done the show now?

0:12.5

Two years?

0:13.0

Two, three years, maybe two and a half years.

0:14.9

But yeah, we've been on Syria since, you know, 2015.

0:17.3

It's the first year on Sirius.

0:18.5

And I got to say, Sherrod talked me into doing this show, and it was a good idea because

0:22.1

it kept going.

0:23.3

You're the only person I would have did it with, Kurt.

0:25.4

I think he too, man.

0:26.5

You know, I couldn't get it together with nobody else except for you.

0:29.0

I don't know why.

0:29.7

Because we got this right vibe for this.

0:31.9

We got the vibe.

0:32.7

Can I tell you what it is about this show. Me and Sherrod are literally the first black and white person to be friends

0:38.7

in history. Ever. Ever in a history of black and whiteness. I know people say that they have a

0:44.7

friend in this and that, but I feel you're not friends like how we're friends. We're the first

0:49.3

actual interracial friends that have ever existed on this world. Yes, in your face, Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy.

0:56.8

We're the first ones.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.