Best of The Year: The Dark Side Of Fitting Rooms Is Super Shady!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 January 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it. The bird show. |
| 0:01.7 | I'm giving you the warning now. |
| 0:04.6 | The dark side is going to be filled with bodily fluids. |
| 0:08.7 | Oh, neat. |
| 0:09.4 | If you are queasy or you don't like disgusting things, come back later. |
| 0:14.8 | Or if you enjoy it, make sure you listen to it again on the podcast. |
| 0:19.0 | Because we're doing the dark side of fitting rooms. |
| 0:22.2 | Every industry has its deep dark secrets. |
| 0:25.5 | Until Kristen shines a light on its dark side. |
| 0:28.7 | Welcome to my dark side. |
| 0:42.8 | I'm sure there are studies done on this kind of thing, like what kind of lighting to put in fitting rooms |
| 0:45.8 | in order for people to purchase more merchandise |
| 0:48.6 | than they normally would. |
| 0:50.3 | Because there are very few that you walk into |
| 0:52.2 | where you're like, oh damn, I look good. |
| 0:54.1 | Not black light. |
| 0:57.3 | No. |
| 0:57.7 | No, black light. |
| 0:59.7 | I'm just getting nasty. |
| 1:01.4 | Oh, dude. |
| 1:02.4 | Oh, dude. |
| 1:03.7 | So, listen. |
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