Breaking up is hard to do.

Finally, he told me that he wasn't ready to get married.

The day before, you're supposed to get married.

And when a breakup sounds more like true crime than a true love story,

they come on the breakup breakdown to talk about it.

We cover everything from lies.

It took me years to figure out what happened.

The lies not having cancer.

To cheating.

His hand was up her skirt.

And everything in between. I can't do this crazy thruple thing.

Hear the latest gossip from the couples you've never heard of.

Drama after drama after drama.

We break down this week's breakup, only on the breakup breakdown podcast.

I think it's offensive.

I think we should be offensive.

We're now referring to them as defective guys.

Is that what we're doing? There's defective women. There's defective men. I mean, we're going to have a little fun with it. We're going to go a little extreme. Yes, everybody has flaws. Everybody has attributes. Some people's flaws are a little more excessive than their

attributes and those are the people we're going to focus on today well i'm five foot four so does that

make me detective uh defective i'm defective i'm a defective man i'm the size of a little league

trophy i'm defective love yourself it's hard in this room sometimes.

But we're labeling guys as defective.

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