Get it. The Birch Show.

All right. So is she being an A-hole here? Dear Bert Show, P-1 here. If you know what a P-1 is, then you are one. If you don't, you're bad.

You're not.

My future husband and I got into an argument tonight, and it kind of involves his two sons, 16 and 21, that I've been raising with them for 10 years.

Tonight, the doorbell rang, and we were not expecting anyone at all.

DoorDash, Amazon, visitors, nothing, and I just looked at him to get it.

He said, oh, I'm supposed to, I got to go answer the door.

And I told him, yeah, women and children don't answer the door to

strangers ever. So he answered the door and it was a lawn care solicitor. Whatever, she says.

However, afterwards he asked me, what do you do if I'm not here? And I told him that if I'm home

alone, I don't answer the door at all.

But if the 21-year-old big, tall son is here, I ask him to answer it.

He got so mad that I'd put his son in danger instead of answering the door myself.

I told him, your son is big and tall and huge and street smart. He stands a better

chance of defending himself against the strong arm intrusion than I would, except if maybe I had a

weapon. I would never ask the 16 year old to answer the door because he's short, thin,

and not street smart at all. Wow. And he's underage.

Okay.

He's a minor.

That's all your head is.

She never mentioned that.

Because he's short, thin, and not street smart.

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