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Best of The Year: She’s Going To Reverse Catfish Her First Dates!

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The Bert Show

News, Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

She has a new strategy for dates! She's planning on catfishing them...she's going to portray herself as LESS attractive than she really is before they show up! Good idea?

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0:00.0

The Birch Show.

0:01.0

When you guys are watching TV shows, is your default now to also turn the subtitles on?

0:06.0

No.

0:07.0

No?

0:08.0

Yeah. No for Kristen.

0:09.0

Yes, every single time.

0:10.0

I cannot understand a word of what's being said.

0:12.0

Even if the volume is at max, it just sounds like, wah-p-wa-baw-baw-baw-baw-baw.

0:17.0

Why is that?

0:18.0

I don't know.

0:19.0

Well, I do know, actually, there's an issue with sound engineering, and it's a big deal in Hollywood.

0:23.2

But the way they engineer sound, it just isn't clear.

0:26.9

And then if it's an action movie and their explosions, all of a sudden, those will shake the walls of the house.

0:32.1

But when dialogue comes on, hi, my name is Mark.

0:35.0

Yeah, it's kind of maddening.

0:36.1

Yes.

0:36.5

You? It depends on the show, but most of the time, I do have them on.

0:40.5

No, I'm never looking at the TV.

0:42.2

I'm usually looking at my phone, half listening to the TV.

0:44.6

So, subtitles are useless.

0:46.5

I think I started watching them years ago.

0:49.0

I turned them on years ago because I loved peeky blinders, which was set in Europe, and the accents were so thick.

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