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The Bert Show

Best of The Year: Here’s What To Say The Next Time Your Relatives Ask When You’re Having A Baby!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Do your relatives routinely bother you about when you’re gonna settle down and have kids? No fear! Next time they pry, tell them THIS!

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0:32.8

It's the Virch Show. Hi, Mo, so there you are and you are asked the same question that you're asked by one specific person, except this time you had a different take.

0:43.2

What you're having a baby?

0:44.4

Yep, that's the question.

0:46.3

And I think the universe helped me out in attempting to embarrass my sister for asking me, said question.

0:52.1

Your own sister asked you this?

0:53.3

My own sister.

0:55.0

And I really don't think people mean harm by these what I believe to be intrusive questions,

1:01.0

but they are very intrusive to me.

1:03.0

And I'm not a fan of them.

1:04.0

I'm not a fan of the when are you getting married?

1:06.0

When are you having a baby?

1:07.0

Because I always feel like when someone ask you that question,

1:10.0

are you just

1:11.3

being nosy or are you genuinely like going to help me when this happens? So that was kind of,

1:17.7

I was preparing myself. I had this mindset for I don't know who it's going to be, but I know

1:22.7

somebody in my family is going to hit me with that question. I know it. I'm just waiting for

1:26.7

the moment.

1:32.7

And when it happens, for the first time, instead of just answering uncomfortably like I normally would, I'm going to throw it back at them. Like, I am going to start do that. When people start asking

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