Welcome to the best of the men's room podcast. Let the shenanigans begin. What did you get for helping? Yeah, man. See, don't help people. That's a good thing about hotels many and go back down to that desk and get another key. That's weird to me, though. Could you say this van shows up? These guys have the mask on, they have the machine guns. They surround the car. They aim the guns at you. How long are they there before they're like, eh, whatever. Let's just go. It was about three or four minutes. I was just laying there trying to pretend like I was asleep. I don't know why I was doing that. But I did, and they left. Damn. Huh. That's crazy. Let that be a lesson to everyone. Just pretend you're asleep.

If you're a split in a hotel room, though, you've got to be careful. That happened to me in Scottsdale. Like I left our group. I might have had a couple too many daytime beverages. Went back to the hotel. I don't have my key on me. And I'm trying to they're like, oh, we can't let you in. And I'm like, it's got to be under this name or that name.

And the guy's just like, no, bra, rah, rah.

So it's like 11, 1130.

And I'm like, oh, we can't let you in. And I'm like, it's got to be under this name or that name. And the guy's just like, no, bra, rah, rah.

So it's like 11, 1130.

And I'm like, all right. Like, I'm probably going to fall asleep at your lobby. He's like, we can't do that either. And I'm just like, dude, what do you want me to tell you? Right. Like, we're staying up there.

I could take you up to the room.

And he's like, no, no, no.

And then...

So your buddies weren't up there at the time?

No.

Okay. you. Like, we're staying up there. I could take you up to the room. And he's like, no, no, no.

So your buddies weren't up there at the time? No. I will just say they were in a place. They were in an establishment that they're not big on you using phones in there. I understand. Okay. I did not know this because I'm texting him like crazy. Please, somebody just walk back because it's Scottsdale

right that far so he just walked back and let me in right you know that period where

you're like I've got to go to sleep I'm like crazy. Please, somebody just walked back because it's got that far.

Somebody just walked back and let me in, right?

You know that period where you're like, I've got to go to sleep. Yeah. And then, so this goes on for like half an hour. He keeps waking me up. He's like, he can't sleep here. And I'm like, dude, this is where I'm staying. Like, I'm not lying to you, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know what else I could prove to you.

Like, I was down here having coffee this morning.

And luckily, one of the girls that was working... I'm not lying to you, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know what else I could prove to you. Like, I was down here having coffee this morning.

And luckily, one of the girls that was working at, like, the little coffee bar earlier in the day, like, came in for something. And she was like, oh, yeah, I did serve him this morning. He's definitely staining. And then they let you. And then they were like, what names is it under? and I said my buddy's name again.

They were like, all right, he is up there and room whatever.

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