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Let the shenanigans begin.

I, uh, back when I have a 50-c-c scooter,

it's again, very, very thin tires for the scooter.

It wasn't like the big fat ones.

The one I've got now has got big fat tires on it.

This thing was more, I don't know, the wheels were a little bit bigger as far as their size,

but the actual tire itself was not that big. So I am going down West Lake. This is after the show,

and I am in the right lane headed towards South Lake Union, which is where these slut tracks

are located in the road. Yeah. Now, that trolley probably hadn't been there for more than a year, maybe six months. So the concrete was new. Uh, the tracks were new. I'm in the right lane and I decide, look, I'm going to get in the left lane here because I want to get out of these tracks. Yeah. I just, it was, it was raining. It was wet. I'm like, man, I just don't want anything to happen. So I did that quick little maneuver around. I'm going to go and turn real quick to the left. And all of a sudden, the tire gets caught right in the train track grooves, man. And I mean, I don't even know, I don't even know what happened.

Like, the next thing I knew, I was just on the ground. Sure. I'm not sure if it's hard stuck. I don't know what happened. I know I was thrown from the bike. I'm down on the ground. Then the bike skids into me and pushes me down the street a little bit. And then I hear, again, it's wet. and I'm like, oh, Christ, I'm going to get run over.

And so. down the street a little bit. And then I hear, again, it's wet.

And I'm like, oh, Christ, I'm going to get run over.

And so I look up, man, and there is a, there are two bicycles on the front of a metro bus.

That guy broke for about 20 feet.

And I mean, where he stopped, I looked up and I was under, I was under the bike rack on the front of the bus.

I mean, and it was not, it was not like, it was not like, I looked under the bus. I looked under the bus man, like that, I didn't have that clearance. Yeah. Like, I would have been just drugged down the freaking street. and I man I I when I when I pop back up, uh, the bike was still running. Of course. By the quality. Yeah. Yeah. It was. It was still running. I picked the damn thing up. I put the kickstand down. I just sat there for a minute. The bus driver jumps out of the bus. He asked me if I'm okay. He's like, man, that was wild. And I'm like, you don't say.

He's like, are you okay?

Well, first he asked me, no.

Yeah, he's like, yeah, man, I'm all right. I was, I said, the adrenaline's going right now. I might be, I might be bruised or something. I said, but I'm nothing, nothing is broken. I can tell you that right now. Yeah. I'm just, my heart is just going a million miles an hour. And I mean, when I walked in the house, when I got home, my wife looked at me and she was just like, are you okay? And I was like, man, I got to tell you what happened me on the way home. She's like, you don't look okay. And I was like, is it really on my face? She's like, you look like you saw a ghost.

And I was like, well, I'll tell you what happened.

And she's like, yeah, you're still messed up over this.

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