And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, one of our show's longest time listeners.

He used to listen to us when we were on in Baltimore decades ago, still listens to us to this day,

and he calls himself one-eyed Greg from Reisterstown.

And he calls himself that for three distinct reasons.

One, he lives in Reistairstown, Maryland.

His name is Greg, and notably he has one eye.

Well, while only one-eye is only 3.7% of the global population,

well, Greg and one-eyed people everywhere just got a new member to the club.

A man in India lost his left eye playing.

Go ahead, Ted, take a guess.

Cricket.

Pickle ball.

Oh.

Pickle ball.

He actually started playing the sport because he said, look, man, it's low danger, low impact, but you get your cardio going,

yeah, until you take a pickleball to the eye. That's all it took. And now, he has one eye. I know. Now, all of that said, some good news. Maybe it's good news. It depends. Do you think Kesha is a good-looking woman there, too? A lot of makeup. Sure. Well, singer-songwriter cash.

I recently confessed on a podcast

that she thinks one-eyed men are hot. Those are her words, not mine. But look, we've all got to type, and hers happens to be one-eyed dudes. So as Miles says, go to Reno. Now, speaking of having one of the usual two, a man in England recently, he hit a hole in one at the golf course.

Now, what makes his hole in one different than most, he only has one arm.

Also, in his own words, golf is not his game.

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