4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2025
⏱️ 150 minutes
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Originally Aired May 28, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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0:00.0 | Well, well, well, it is our wonderful podcast listeners, the ones that all of us on hams love the most. |
0:05.6 | Dana here to give you a little gentle reminder to hit up our friends at standard heating and air condition and tune up that AC before it fully turns into crotch soup season. |
0:14.6 | June through August, our standards busy season for getting AC units up to snuff, so get ahead of the curve and have them ensure you don't have a summer where you pit out every shirt you own. |
0:23.1 | Book in May during their pre-summer heat savings event, and you'll beat the rush and save yourselves walking around money. |
0:28.5 | Call Standard Heating Today or visit Standardheating.com. |
0:31.4 | Enjoy the show. We sincerely appreciate you checking us out each and every day. |
0:35.5 | Have asked morning show. |
0:37.1 | They are in an alternate reality than ours. |
0:39.3 | They are in that rock and roll rock reality. |
0:41.7 | They surround themselves with these professional dickheads. |
0:45.5 | And I'm not even really sure if they're aware, you know. |
0:48.3 | I don't think they're aware of how much they suck. |
0:50.9 | 93X rocks. |
0:52.5 | Let's say hello to a special pal who's helping us out this week. |
0:56.5 | As many of you know, our guy Dana is honeymooning this week with his latest wife. |
1:04.2 | What makes you react? |
1:05.7 | I just don't want to picture what's going on on the honeymoon. |
1:08.8 | I know what happens on honeymoons. |
1:11.0 | You know what happens on honeymoon. |
1:11.8 | They're probably pumping back and forth like it's prom night. |
1:14.7 | I bet it's just gross. |
1:16.0 | Yeah. |
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