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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

("Best Of"): The Boy Who Smelled Like Pee

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2025

⏱️ 150 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Originally Aired May 28, 2025: The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show. 

Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/
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Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, well, well, it is our wonderful podcast listeners, the ones that all of us on hams love the most.

0:05.6

Dana here to give you a little gentle reminder to hit up our friends at standard heating and air condition and tune up that AC before it fully turns into crotch soup season.

0:14.6

June through August, our standards busy season for getting AC units up to snuff, so get ahead of the curve and have them ensure you don't have a summer where you pit out every shirt you own.

0:23.1

Book in May during their pre-summer heat savings event, and you'll beat the rush and save yourselves walking around money.

0:28.5

Call Standard Heating Today or visit Standardheating.com.

0:31.4

Enjoy the show. We sincerely appreciate you checking us out each and every day.

0:35.5

Have asked morning show.

0:37.1

They are in an alternate reality than ours.

0:39.3

They are in that rock and roll rock reality.

0:41.7

They surround themselves with these professional dickheads.

0:45.5

And I'm not even really sure if they're aware, you know.

0:48.3

I don't think they're aware of how much they suck.

0:50.9

93X rocks.

0:52.5

Let's say hello to a special pal who's helping us out this week.

0:56.5

As many of you know, our guy Dana is honeymooning this week with his latest wife.

1:04.2

What makes you react?

1:05.7

I just don't want to picture what's going on on the honeymoon.

1:08.8

I know what happens on honeymoons.

1:11.0

You know what happens on honeymoon.

1:11.8

They're probably pumping back and forth like it's prom night.

1:14.7

I bet it's just gross.

1:16.0

Yeah.

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