Best of SUAS S2

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2017

⏱️ 49 minutes

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In which our heroes don’t turn up to recording as they are in Sydney and decide to do another clip show instead, so here’s the best bits of Shut up a Second Season 2. Enjoy! Want to help support the show?Patreon: patreon.com/sanspantsradioPodkeep: sanspantsradio.podkeep.comMerch: redbubble.com/people/sanspantsradio Want to get in contact with us?Email: sanspantsradio@gmail.comTwitter: twitter.com/sanspantsradioWebsite: sanspantsradio.comFacebook: facebook.com/SansPantsRadioReddit: reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio

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0:00.0	Sounds Pats Radio.
0:01.5	Boop, boop, boop.
0:05.5	Hi, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.
0:08.9	I'm Joel Zammett, and it's that time of year again
0:11.4	where we're too lazy and or mad at each other to sit in the same room
0:15.3	and record a new episode.
0:16.9	So instead, today's topic is the best bits of Shut Up a Second Season 2.
0:21.4	That's right, is another clip show.
0:30.6	All right, I want to talk to you all about mermaids.
0:33.7	Okay.
0:34.8	Because it's the sea.
0:36.0	Back of the sea.
0:37.0	And I want to talk to you about mummies because...
0:39.3	So one of the theories as to what mummades were, right?
0:41.6	Is that people were seeing dugons.
0:44.2	Sexy.
0:44.5	Sexy.
0:44.9	Sexy dugons.
0:46.3	That's what I want to bring up.
0:48.5	How did a sailor look at a dugon and be like...
0:52.2	I'm going to fuck that.
0:53.2	That's basically a naked woman. Okay, okay. It's probably due with ocean madness, because I'm sure that's a thing. Right? If Michael Bay taught me anything, his space madness exists, so I'm guessing it's a form of ocean madness. Right? Skirvy. No, scurvy's not ocean madness. It's vitamin C deficiency. Same thing.
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