Archaeology

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 25 January 2017

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

In which we explore ancient ruins, uncover old pieces of pottery, and study humanity by the things it left behind as we discuss Archaeology. We kill a wizard and bury it, read out Aaron's texts on air, and send a ratman off to the lab. Jackson drinks from the Holy Grail, Duscher hides sweaty earth away from the rest of the world, and Aaron just wishes people would accept that he's not an archaeologist. So chuck on your pith helmet, tuck your whip into your belt, and discover an upside down house in the earth. With special guest star Archaeologist Aaron Magro.Want to help the boys go for a Dag? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start dagging with the best of them.

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0:00.0	Sanspans Radio, we still use a Sundale.
0:03.2	Did you know we do a Dungeons and Dragons podcast? I know, super-ed-a-character for us. Like, what? Get to fuck out of here. But it's true. It's called D&Eas for Nerds, and don't worry if you've never rolled a D-20. It's almost been two years, and I still haven't. So, if you want an entertaining yarn that doesn't take itself too seriously until it does,
0:22.2	search for D&Ds for nerds on iTunes or wherever you find good podcasts.
0:27.0	Hey everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Sack and I'm Jackson Bailey.
0:31.9	I'm Joel Dusha.
0:32.8	And I'm Aaron Magro.
0:33.9	Today's topic is archaeology.
0:35.8	A tink, tink.
0:37.4	I found a rock, I think. I found a
0:39.3	skeleton of an old man.
0:41.3	Do we have a permit to do this?
0:43.3	It's good. It's fine.
0:45.3	What is archaeology?
0:52.3	Well, I'm glad you asked, my friend. I'm glad you asked. I did. Well, do you should do. Archaeology is the study of humanity through the things they leave behind. Okay. What would be the strangest thing to uncover of humanity that they left behind? I'm going to say a wizard skeleton. I was going to say a piece of shit,
1:28.1	mainly because I'd be so surprised it preserved. But isn't that a thing? Coprolite. That's a dinosaur poo that's fossilised. Yeah, that's not archaeology, though. Oh, shit. Humanity. That's paleontology. Yeah. Fuck. I still say a wizard skeleton. I've always had this thought, like, what if humanity found a wizard in a cave?
1:29.5	How would you know it was a wizard though?
1:30.7	No, like he does spells.
1:44.2	He's got like a big robe on, covered in moons and stars. Such as a skeleton wearing a robe? Yeah. Okay. How old is a skeleton? Ancient. How ancient? As old as ancient Rome. And the cloth is... It's preserved through magic.
1:46.8	Right.
1:47.0	Okay, I understand now.
1:48.7	Yeah, and he's got a big beard that's also preserved.
1:51.2	Through magic.
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