Best Of: Scammy Next Door Nonsense!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

We've got another Best Of episode for you today, since Bryan & Krissy still won't return my calls...just kidding they have time off. So, Producer Christina breaks down the history of our obsession with Next Door, and dives into Bryan's stash of scam text messages. Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm going to start low.
0:01.6	La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La da da da da da da da da da da da da.
0:08.8	Do do do do do.
0:11.5	Oh!
0:16.7	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:20.3	Well, well, well, looks like you're stuck with me again
0:23.5	it's christina the hardworking hilarious and fourth most important person here at the commercial break
0:29.6	i am only in front of blue but that is a position i cherish brian and chrissey are still out of commission
0:36.4	hence why i'm so hard working,
0:39.0	so they've left me to my own devices here in the studio with absolutely no guidance to speak of,
0:44.4	which I love. So let's get to it. I promised you another unhinged episode and you're going to get it.
0:51.7	Today I have compiled for you a collection of ridiculous Next Door postings and
0:56.2	Brian's cache of spam text conversations.
0:59.2	So, let's take it back to the very beginning of the next door drama here at TCV.
1:04.5	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:10.1	There was one CEO that was missing from this group that I really think needs to be up there and that is the next door CEO where is the next door CEO well this is true and we're going to protect our children we need need to protect our elderly, too, from that fucking next door out.
1:29.5	Let me explain why.
1:32.9	I think it started off as a good idea.
1:35.2	I remember getting on it years ago and thinking, okay, great.
1:39.1	Somebody wants to get rid of a table.
1:42.7	Great.
1:43.1	They left it out and anybody can come pick it up
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