Best Of: Massage Memory Lane

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Episode #619: Thought things were maybe back to normal? Think again! Producer Christina takes us down Massage Memory Lane, since we know Bryan is probably booking his next massage as we speak. Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Get into that dating, that didn't work.
0:01.8	No, it did not.
0:02.8	We're going to have to do this the old-fashioned way.
0:04.8	Get you hammered.
0:05.9	Find a man you don't fancy.
0:07.3	Sleep with him anyway and see if he grows on you over time.
0:09.9	Right.
0:14.1	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:17.8	Surprise.
0:19.0	It's me.
0:19.8	Christina, your producer.
0:21.7	I'm back, baby.
0:22.9	I bet you thought you'd gotten rid of me, because yesterday you had an episode of Brian and
0:28.3	Astrid.
0:28.8	Well, you're wrong.
0:30.6	Now, before you swipe away because you hate best-ups and you're trying to start a fight
0:34.6	with me, which I have warned you about, just hear me out.
0:37.4	We all know how fond Brian is of a massage, whichever type that and you're trying to start a fight with me, which I have warned you about, just hear me out.
0:43.7	We all know how fond Brian is of a massage, whichever type that may be, and since he is probably currently getting a massage in Spain because he just spent many hours sitting in an airplane
0:47.6	seat, and we all know he can't handle that, I thought we'd take a little trip down massage
0:52.6	memory lane. Personally, I am always giggling at Brian's ridiculous massage stories, so hopefully you will be too.
0:59.7	So for the first foible, I have Brian and Chrissy discussing his very short massage where his masseuse was being very brave indeed.
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