Best of Ramble Uncut 2025
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 1 January 2026
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Happy new year Ramblers! Whether you're nursing a hangover like Pete or nursing a sugar crash like Marcus, we've got the tonic for you today with some of our favourite moments from Ramble Uncut over the past 12 months.
On today's episode, José Mourinho seeks vengeance against Henrikh Mkhitaryan, Clint Hill may or may not take pills, and Carlos Quieroz cannot shake his appetite for Sir Alex Ferguson's milk. Come join us down the Ramble Uncut rabbit hole!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and happy new year Ramblers. |
| 0:02.8 | 2025 was a great year here at Rambal HQ, made all the greater by our Friends of the Rambal. |
| 0:09.0 | And you know what? |
| 0:09.9 | It was a bloody good year for them too, damn it all. |
| 0:12.9 | That's because they got Rambal uncut every single Wednesday. |
| 0:16.5 | Our bonus show exclusively available for our Friends of the Rambal. |
| 0:21.1 | So today, we're sharing some of our favorite moments from 2025 to give you a taste |
| 0:26.4 | of what you could be getting to for just five bucks a month. |
| 0:30.6 | And right now, you can get 15% off any annual subscription. |
| 0:34.9 | That means 15% off to be a friend of the ramble throughout 2026. |
| 0:40.1 | Click the link in the show notes to find out more. We kick off today's episode with some good |
| 0:45.2 | old-fashioned fibbing. Everyone has been through a phase in their life where you just encounter liars. |
| 1:05.9 | It happens at school. |
| 1:06.7 | But I think a real sweet spot of it is when you're, maybe you've just left college. You're a little bit old, you're sort of 18, 19, you're sort of hanging out in pubs a bit more regularly. Yeah. And you're still, you're still surrounded by a lot of adolescents who want to impress people. It's about the baron at uni. It's not about the baron, but he'd be a great example actually of someone who just really, really obviously lied about weird stuff. |
| 1:33.5 | There was a kid called Gary who went to a pub that I went to a lot when I was younger. |
| 1:34.7 | Was he friends with Hated Martin? |
| 1:37.5 | I don't know if he would have known Hated Martin. |
| 1:43.0 | I only met Hated Martin once and he told me that he thought it should be legal to kill people if you could later prove they were a prick. |
| 1:44.4 | I was like, I've made you for two minutes and your name makes so much sense. |
| 1:47.1 | So hated Martin. |
| 1:59.3 | It's amazing that I could suit that name. But you only started to talk to him because you were hated Jim, right? No, no, no. He was introduced to me as some sort of punishment for something I'd done, I would imagine. Were you in the Opsic signal group for Hirtids? |
| 2:02.0 | What did Gary say? |
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