Let's spill the beans, chew the fat, food for thought and jokes on tap.

Talking with our mouths full, having fun.

A piece of cake and humble pie, serving up a slice alive,

and leave the dressing on the side it's naked lunch clothing optional

2005 came alive when Phil and David appeared at the Palace of the Fine Arts Theater as part of

SF Sketch Fest with the brilliantly funny Paul Riser. Paul has many projects right now.

I can't even keep up with you. You're so busy. You're like a young person. I'm so much like a

young person. Yeah. All the ways except for one. Your age. So he's got a special out. It's called

life, death, and rice pudding. And rice pudding. I got food in there for you. Tell us, give us the rice pudding part. The rice pudding. Yes. Watch this. Want to hear silence? Yes. How many people have seen my special? Yeah. Okay. Well, it is, it is hard to find. It is hard to find. It's on Al Jazeera, which is not, which is not, you know, the widest platform.

They give you quite an intro.

So the reason, the reason, I can tell the story.

So the reason it's called rice pudding. It's a long story.

Should I tell the whole story?

Yes, we had nothing but time.

Okay, so, and then you don't have to see the special because I'm telling you.

So the rice pudding comes from, there's a story, I tell the story about, I did a movie

years ago with Peter Falk, who I idolized, and we was talking one day about comedy. And I said, what kind of, what do you like? What makes, what do you enjoy comedy-wise? And he said, well, you know, I got to be honest, the things that make me laugh, they don't always make other people laugh. I said, well, give me an example. So he tells me this story, which I thought was funny.

But over the years, I've thought about this, and I realized it was more than funny.

The story actually had the secret of life hidden inside.

So here was the story.

Peter goes to lunch at a deli, a New York-style deli.

On the end of the meal, a waiter said, would anybody like dessert?

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