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Emergency Intercom

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 March 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0	Ready to launch your business? Get started with the commerce platform made for entrepreneurs.
0:04.8	Shopify is specially designed to help you start, run and grow your business with easy customizable themes that let you build your brand.
0:12.5	Marketing tools that get your products out there. Integrated shipping solutions that actually save you time.
0:17.5	From startups to scaleups, online, in person, and on the go.
0:22.0	Shopify is made for entrepreneurs like you.
0:24.5	Sign up for your $1 a month trial at Shopify.com slash setup. Down the line, say something up getting a blood clot. Bitch, I'm living in.
0:39.3	I'm the line.
0:42.3	And I do end up
0:47.3	getting a blood clot.
0:49.3	Bitch, I'm living one, because I'm never going to die.
0:52.3	Like, I'm the luckiest person alive. I'll never die. And in two years and I'm dead, because I'm never gonna die. Like, I'm the luckiest person alive.
0:54.2	I'll never die.
0:55.8	And in two years when I'm dead, they're gonna clip that and be like, you're a fucking liar.
1:00.1	I'm talking about that.
1:00.7	We like genuine, not that we feel invincible.
1:04.6	No one's gonna kill me.
1:06.1	Exactly.
1:06.4	I'm not being killed by accident.
1:08.0	Yep.
1:09.1	And that's that on that. I'm not going to go into depth, but it's just like, I like, I think we can infer what
1:14.2	you mean.
1:15.2	Okay, but like not in like a scary way because I don't want to scare anyone or like trigger
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