("Best Of"): Cold Turkey
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 144 minutes
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The Best of the Half-Assed Morning Show.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air. |
| 0:23.1 | UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat. |
| 0:28.2 | Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way. |
| 0:30.8 | Be cozy this winter. |
| 0:32.1 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:36.5 | Online at standardhe heating.com. |
| 0:38.5 | The half-assed morning show backtracks. |
| 0:43.2 | The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:46.0 | 903M. Friggin' Wednesday. |
| 1:04.4 | Just when you thought you might catch a break, |
| 1:08.3 | F'n Wednesday comes along. |
| 1:16.6 | All you can do is suck it up. Try and be an adult about it. |
| 1:21.3 | Welcome to the 93X half-ass morning show. There's a good crowd out there, Cubby. So far so good, |
| 1:25.8 | I've noticed. Thanks for the text already. That's a fun way to start the day, ain't it? |
| 1:29.9 | Did you get a nice text message or two? |
| 1:35.4 | Got an update from something we discussed yesterday. Pancakes by the Lake Jesus mentioned that he's trying to quit smoking. Yesterday was day two. We said Godspeed. Well, Nick tried to talk |
| 1:42.0 | him back into starting smoking. He offered to buy him a pack. Yeah, I think that's true. He offered to go ahead and just pay for those things. It's day three. Day three, which Ashley said was the toughest day in her experience. Yep. And so far, he's made it. So we're hoping he can keep that thing going. I told him if he can stop, excuse me, if my parents can stop, he can stop. My parents, it sounds like maybe the same as yours, Nick, would wake up. The first thing they do is have a cigarette, and then they'd light cigarettes to other cigarettes until they went to bed. Right. And they both were able to quit. So I think if they can quit, you definitely can. Pancakes by the Lake Jesus. Hey, man. Plus, you were telling me how much just a can of chew is nowadays. He's going to be rich if he gives this stuff. Oh, yeah. It is. It's crazy now. The cost. You know, a good friend of mine recently quit chewing just simply because of the cost. But also, you know, |
| 2:36.9 | there's a level of willpower there that you have to have. I'm impressed by all that. |
| 2:43.5 | I hope that pancakes by the Lake Jesus takes up smoking again by the end of the week. I do. |
| 2:50.0 | I sure hope not. |
| 2:50.9 | It's cool. |
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