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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Best of ACT - October 11-15

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2021

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

You've heard us talk about mosquito nicks. I've got the system. It keeps all the mosquitoes out in my backyard.

0:05.7

I was using my portable system last week and went out in the garage. And for whatever reason, I had mosquitoes in the garage.

0:11.9

So I just took the fogger down and blasted the garage out real good. Perfect. Yep. I did use it with my phone, turn it on and miss my backyard.

0:20.4

But they also do a really cool thing for holiday lights, and they will come and put up holiday

0:25.9

lights on your house, and then after Christmas, take them off.

0:29.3

It is simple.

0:30.3

They'll store them, too.

0:31.2

Like, it is, I've seen the air of my ways in not decorating my home when holidays are all

0:36.3

around, and the coolest thing that you can do is you can get on these Christmas lights with mosquito nicks,

0:41.2

you can get on them now. You can get on them early. Yes. That way you don't miss out because they do get bottlenecked. They will get so many calls that they'll have to turn people away. This is a thing. Yep. All you have to do is text elves. That's ELVES. Just the word elves to 407-602-4. That's 602-4-9-4. And then they'll text you back. They'll get you in Q, get you ready to go, and you can get in there early. And you can get a quote, especially if you don't have any holiday lights and maybe this is your first year you want to decorate.

1:28.6

Then you have to go out and buy hundreds of dollars worth of lights and then put them up yourself. You don't have the time to do that. Just let them handle it. Yeah, it's easier. Safer. Yeah, they'll handle, you don't have to buy the lights. They'll bring the lights, decorate your house, then come back and take them off.

1:29.6

It's super easy.

1:30.6

I live in a town home.

1:28.5

It'd be virtually impossible. You don't have to buy the lights. They'll bring the lights, decorate your house, then come back and take them off.

1:29.6

It's super easy.

1:43.2

I live in a townhome. It would be virtually impossible for me to get to all the areas I need to. They have all the equipment. They have the ladders. They have the people. I had two guys working on my house. They got it done at 35 minutes. That's how small the front of my house is. Yeah. license insured. You don't have to worry about any of that.

1:44.9

It's super simple.

2:18.1

Samantha did it. You did it. I did it. Sam's lights are awesome. Yeah, yeah. It's Mosquito Next. Just text elves to that number. Why'd you do that? What was wrong with that? That was a good... That was more like a Donahue style. was just like And welcome back It just throws me off because it's not what I'm used to You should be professional enough to To jump right it You try it, I'll jump in Try it Kenny's here How are you doing Kenny? Hey, how are you doing Kenny See you see how I did that? Well, I'm doing well, guys. Thanks for having me.

2:19.3

No, don't do it.

2:19.9

Don't play along. Radio Kenny's here. I thought we wanted to talk about radio. Well, I had some things about radio. He wants to talk about it. He doesn't want you to talk about it. I want you to listen to radio. Well, you brought up the fact that I was like, oh it's the first time you've been in here you're like nope i sat in here and there's one time

2:35.2

before that so it makes me look like a d at a time

2:37.8

yeah brought up the fact that I was like oh it's the first time you've been in here you're like nope I sat in here and there's one time before that so it makes me look like a D-ed yeah yeah I want continue to do that when Tom says he doesn't care about anything it's the listener sometimes I do care sometimes I do it with people I'll be like you know it like I'll meet a listener and me, right? I'm like, yeah, you're the guy.

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