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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

642 - Pubes or Eyelashes?

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 15 October 2021

ā±ļø 152 minutes

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Summary

Happy weekend, folks!Ā 

I hope that these show notes find you well. I'll keep it brief but there are 2 new shirt designs going on the site Monday, so please keep an eye out for those. They will be very limited. We will also have a new hat going up next week and it's one of my most favorite designs to date. (Shout out to Erik the merchmun for helping us get that complete design together. And thanks to Sam and Travis for working so hard on the new shirt designs. Well done, ya'll!) Other than that, please be safe out there and have a wonderful weekend! - d

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On this week's show:

* Moe is going out with Seth on his boat- #BoatsNMoes

* The Great Bimini Bet
* Manopause
* Maisie learned about pubes and periods this weekĀ 
* Fuck them birds
* Hocus Pocus Starbucks drinks
* Rockabilly Zombie trailerĀ 
* Elk with tire around its neckĀ 
* Darth Gator
* Ass goiters
* William Shatner on Blue OriginĀ 
* Tom's fart attackĀ 
* FB Rayban StoriesĀ 
* Dan's ball lumpsĀ 
* Seth the lumplord
* Bong hits are daddy's ulcer medicineĀ 
* New Home Alone movieĀ 
* Karate is the no funny zone
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Blessings,
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Td

Transcript

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0:00.0

If you're looking to buy or sell your house, Bart and Crystal van, it's the Bart Merrick team.

0:06.0

Confusing time right now. Lots of stuff going on. We actually had the good fortune of talking to Bart and Crystal a couple of days ago,

0:14.6

and they were walking us through some of the traps and little mines and little deals that are out there right now during the strange home

0:22.5

buying time. The thing to me is their experience. They've been buying and selling houses during the

0:28.7

pandemic these past two years. I mean, longer than that, I mean, hundreds and hundreds of Tom and

0:34.1

Dan, listeners, BDMs, and they have the experience. And that's what you need when you're looking to buy a house in this market, especially, or sell your house and get the best value for your house. But we've got a testimonial. We've got Jen on the line that just used Barton Crystal. How are you doing, Jen? I'm wow. How are you guys? Good. Good. What was your experience like using the Bart Merrick team?

0:56.8

Oh, it was great.

0:57.7

I actually got to reach out to Bart first, and then after that I got both the tag team here with Bart and Crystal, both very professional, very helpful.

1:10.6

You got the tag team. The old tag team. Why did you say that? Why are you? I didn't say it. She said she got tag team by Barter. No, no. Come on. Because. Tag team. Her husband's a medium. She's not. Tag team back again. Come on. Stop. Check the regular. Let's go. Come on. Party on, party, people. Jen, I apologize. There's a party over here. Party over there. I... Part of Merrick's underwear. I have an insane business partner, and he's ruining everything. All right. You know what? That's okay.

1:44.6

I got a husband like that.

1:45.8

Yeah.

1:46.0

You know.

1:47.2

Then your husband will appreciate my humor and hats off to Jen's husband because he's a cool

1:51.9

dude.

1:52.2

So how did they make the experience, Jen?

1:54.8

Was it easy?

1:57.0

Oh yeah.

1:57.8

It made the process very easy for us.

2:00.1

I've actually bought a house before and this is actually my husband's first time buying a house,

2:05.3

and we actually built the house.

2:07.4

So the townhouse is actually located in Akoi, and I didn't realize they go throughout all of the Orlando area.

2:16.0

So going passed into Groveland, and it's not just Orlando, which I thought it was pretty cool.

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