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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Best of ACT - May 17-21

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2021

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's six flags mulch in Longwood if you're looking for...

0:05.0

Okay, let's analyze this for a second.

0:08.0

You just burst into Lafshare.

0:11.0

Yeah, yeah.

0:12.0

What's so funny?

0:13.0

Because I was about to say all the rocks.

0:15.0

They got more than rocks.

0:17.0

And I...

0:18.0

If you need rocks, they got them. If you don't need rocks, well, probably not the place. They got fish. If you need fish, they got them, but they're not a butcher. These are not eating fish. No. They're looking fish. Rocks and fish. Six flags. Oh, my God. With rocks and looking fish.

0:38.1

We're leaving it. Hold on. We can save it. Okay. I don't think this one's saveable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel I already ejected. I'm parachuting down, and I'm waiting for the government to come pick me up. They're beating him owned. Uh-oh. The village got me. They're beating me now. Oh, I'm dead. They're right there in Longwood, six legs mulch.com.

0:56.2

We say all the rocks because Samantha just... got me. They're beating me now. Oh, I'm dead. They're right there in Longwood, 6Flegsmulch.com.

1:12.6

We say all the rocks because Samantha just got rocks. I got rocks for drain. I don't need rocks. But I am in the market for some looking fish. Yeah, yeah. Or soil. They got bagged soil for plants. Yeah, they got everything. Yeah, yeah. Also, they will deliver if you are within their delivery range.

1:30.1

And they also have bagged rocks and mulch now before they just had, you know, where you, they come to your house. Yeah, loose. You either fill up a truck or whatever. Now they have bags, which I got, which was convenient for me. Yeah, yeah. And on their website, they have a bolt coverage calculator. so you can put in what product you need, whether it's mulch, rock, soil, or pine straw,

2:02.9

and then you put in the measurements of the area you're trying to cover and they will tell you how many bags you need. A lot of bags. That is all that. Samantha's good at commercial. She just let her go. She actually gives out the information. She pulled it up. She did. Yeah. She got the information. She gave it out. Sam. Sam. We just screamed all the rocks. You can't. I did. I just said you got big bags. I did nothing. And speaking of the fish, the coy fish, I went by there and they have. Are you going to do it, bro? You're doing the coy pond? You want to sew that. They got those raccoons, though. He mentions... The raccoons will eat the

2:04.8

cornfish. Can you do an inside coipon? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think... Like a Kobe restaurant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And your, uh, jacuzzi tub. Yeah, you probably do. That's what you do. You do it next to the jacuzzi tub.

2:14.2

You lean over and maybe flick a couple of golden grams in there.

2:18.1

Back on.

2:19.4

Ah, they cut too hot.

2:20.9

They're all down. the jacuzzi tub, you lean over, maybe flick a couple of golden grams in there for the back on.

2:19.4

Ah, they got too hot.

2:20.8

They're all there.

2:22.4

Anyway.

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