621 - Kanye Twitty

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2021

⏱️ 160 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

* Pedro Lima is here!

* Tom tells Pedro how to lose weight

* Tommy dick slapping

* The Last Cruise documentary

* Seth phone call- Felicia fight

* Religious wars

* Chicken brains

* Clit Fridays

* Wild cat on the loose in Dubai

* Covid sniffing dogs

* Florida teeth journey

* Tom's glitter plate plate caught on fire in microwave

* Big dick Twitty

* Kanye Twitty

Transcript

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0:00.0	Today's A Mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by at home floor store.com.
0:06.1	Love these guys. Yes.
0:07.6	We both got both of our entire houses redone with at home floor store.
0:13.2	I got the tile that looks like wood, looks like wood plank.
0:17.5	Well, your entire house, man, is like you changed it top to bottom. It's absolutely gorgeous.
0:21.7	And they come to you. I got luxury vinyl planking. They bring all the samples to you. So I know that, you know, Crystal, my wife, they're very particular. And of course, you're spending your money, right? You're going to be particular. But it was nice to have the option of having the samples in the home so you can see it. You can actually put your feet on it if you want to.
0:38.3	They save you a lot of time and money by bringing the showroom to you.
0:41.4	Yeah. have the option of having the samples in the home so you can see it. You can actually put your feet on it if you want to.
0:38.3	They save you a lot of time and money by bringing the showroom to you.
0:41.4	Yeah, it's more convenient and it saves you money because they don't have to pay the overhead
0:46.2	of having a show room and all that.
0:49.3	So it's more convenient and it's less expensive.
0:52.8	It's a perfect combination.
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0:55.5	like i got luxury vinyl planking carpet we upgraded our carpet to like i mean this carpet
1:02.2	ridiculously thick i believe it's a shaw product but yeah you just need to uh go talk to justin and
1:08.3	his entire team there they're phenomenal folks 100% um all types of flooring whatever you go talk to Justin and his entire team there. They're phenomenal folks. 100% on all types of flooring, whatever you need. Talk to them at home floor store.com.
1:17.0	Live from the Streamline Mortgage Solutions Studio. It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan.
1:24.1	Whoopi!
1:32.9	Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program.
1:43.9	We hope that you will find our presentation precise, joke heavy, and just right thanks Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time.
2:16.5	Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time.
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