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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Best of ACT - March 23-25

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2022

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

The best segments from the award-winning talk radio show, "A Corporate Time with Tom & Dan" heard weeknights on Real Radio 104.1 FM. Real Radio 104.1 is one of the original FM talk radio stations and Tom & Dan is their reluctant night show. Reluctant? Sure. They did radio for 20 years and it can be cruel. They're changing that into "silly." Thanks for listening! 

Transcript

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0:00.0

How did the mosquito get its name?

0:02.6

Is that a Spanish word?

0:04.8

It sounds like it, right?

0:05.8

Mosquito.

0:06.4

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:07.1

The mosquito.

0:08.8

It should be, it should sound worse.

0:11.6

It doesn't sound as bad as they are.

0:13.2

It sounds kind of intriguing.

0:14.4

I'm like, Mosquito, I'll try that.

0:16.3

Remember, Zika?

0:18.0

Zika.

0:19.1

Mosquito should be called Zika.

0:20.6

Like, Zika, what? I hear that now. I'm terrified. People were scared as hell Zika. They coronaed there. People forgot about Zika. Zika's still out there. And if you're bothered by Zika, you need to get Zika next. Anyway, I have the Mosquito Nix system. It goes right next to my pool equipment. It's a big drum of mosquito repellent, organic, and then they run high pressure hoses

0:44.6

around my fence and around my house.

0:47.0

You can't see it.

0:48.0

Yeah.

0:48.2

And then they missed, and they go off and peak mosquito times, like right at dusk when

0:52.6

mosquitoes come out.

0:53.4

And by the way, they're coming crazy because of how much rain we've had. And then I don't have to worry about mosquitoes in my backyard. I am covered in bites because I'm out of my canisters. I'm a portable system. I need to order some. You can order those at tom and den.com. But I have the portable mosquito nix system. I'm out of canisters right now. I went out on my balcony and just sat there and drank you know i'm out there with mazie drinking a beer and literally mosquito

1:14.7

killing me i'm just riddled dude i have the mosquito nicks app i can go on there and miss

1:20.9

my backyard whenever i want from my phone and then and that's really cool and then like before your kids

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