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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

664 - 20 Mill-slapper

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2022

⏱️ 142 minutes

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Summary

Thanks to Seth for dropping by the show and fart’n it up. Have a wonderful weekend, guys! Love ya, - d

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by

0:04.0

Halabox, Willow Tree, Cafe and Sanford. We just got back from there,

0:08.4

Winter last week. Yeah. Now, a little interesting story, just bear with me.

0:12.8

You got this amazing pork shape, this humane,

0:16.7

meat bone in the middle of like it's served in this bowl with all these

0:20.6

delicious sides. I German mashed potatoes. I'm sure of that.

0:25.0

But then chef Pat will know how to answer your name.

0:27.3

You got that and Samantha saw that and she's like, oh, I want that too,

0:30.6

but I guess that's big. This thing is a Mando mega chunk.

0:34.2

It's big pork shank. Sam's like, I want one of those two.

0:37.0

She's like, oh, look, they have an appetizer pork shank. Yeah, they do.

0:40.2

It's just two baby pork shanks that I feel very confidently equal one gigantic

0:44.6

pork shank. No matter how you cut it, you just get massive amounts of

0:47.8

goodness at Halabox. Oh, talking about the appetizers, the potato pancakes,

0:51.9

the pretzel, that Shakira blare. Yeah, the sausages. If you want a dining

0:59.7

experience that is unlike any other, it's Halabox. It's damn hard to explain.

1:05.8

Jimmy and Eckhart, we're up there on the stage. Oh, yeah.

1:08.5

Every five seconds, you're cheers and you scream. You're dancing.

1:11.6

And then I'm eating, I got we know Schnitzel. I got my schnitzels and then I got

1:16.3

some Spazel and then I got a mega beer. You got trouble because you got a beer

1:20.8

and it was just twice as your head and then your wife will cut you off.

1:24.0

But then after you got cut off, you ordered a baby big beer. It's a big beer,

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